Fan Mail Friday: Spammer Edition
From your blog, I can see that you are a very content man. I hope you can make friends with me generously. I think a good pair of shoes as my faithful friend, so I always find the most suitable and favorite shoes, if you agree with my view, you can look at my site.
Why, we'd be simply delighted. After all, we're such content men...
Fan Mail Friday: Who in the What Now? (****@***.com) from Fayetteville wrote:discontinue services. stop bank draft as of 6/3/10. moving out of state
Sweetheart, I just have no idea what you're talking about but I wish you a pleasant move.
Best Fan Mail Friday Ever
I wish this was ours so I could take credit for it... but it was on Twitter today and I couldn't resist sharing it.
Imagine applying for an Internship like this:
Blogger for some reason is reducing the quality of images, so click on it to read it at the source we got it from at lenkendall.posterous.com
Fan Mail Friday
Happy Friday! We bring you our latest addition of fan mail faves to start your weekend off right.
First we have a gal who desperately needs a few days off:"I returned a pair of flip flops a couple of months ago using an enclsoed purolator slip and have not heard anything."
Girlfriend, not only are you way off by sending this to us, but you also expect us to read your mind for the missing information...
Fan Mail Friday: Whoops-a-Daisy!
Another lovely Friday, another stellar collection of Fan Mail from the ChickAdvisor inbox. The only thing funnier is the volume of penile enhancement adverts we get in the spam box.
First off, if you are going to email the editor - a self-professed word nerd
- you may want to engage your spellchecker:"Hello Claire, Please see attach press release re the filler rhinoplasty that is gaining...
Fan Mail Friday: Mind-Reader Edition
For those of you just joining our Fan Mail Friday updates, we bring you the latest and greatest from our general email inbox... including those entries that apparently require no introduction:
"I'm at extension 223."
Great! My extension is 118.
"I did not receive my confirmation email and I've checked my spam/junk box and nothing. Can you please send this to me?""Please contact me for...
Fan Mail Friday: Helloooo?
My inbox is one of my top entertainment sources. Sometimes I find myself reading them scratching my head thinking, hellooooo?
"Hi Chick Lit,Addicted to Facebook and Twitter?It’s time to wean yourself off and join a social network that saves you money instead of just wasting your time! ...."
I'm just going to go ahead and stop you right there.
Sister. Did you do your research at...
Fan Mail Friday: Can You Control Google?
This made us giggle..."Please ask the webmaster to take my address off of the google search as it still shows up when you put in my salon. thanks in advance."
Honey, if we could control Google we'd be lying on a beach right now getting a massage from 3 muscular man servants while downing piña coladas. If that happens, you can come with. ;)Read more Fan Mail Friday
Fan Mail Friday: Icky Mascara?
There is only one email for this edition of FMF
, but we are hopeful that if and when this mistaken reader contacts the store that actually sold it to her, she gets her money back.:"The *** mascarra I purchased is horrible!! It smears & flakes off within moments of applying. I would like my money back as this was an expensive purchase for me & of course I don't have the receipt because...
Fan Mail Friday
Another glorious Friday brings another installment of Fan Mail Friday, when people contact us in confusion as to who and what we are. This week we have two goodies to share:
Name that Book
We wish we could help here. Any takers?
I recently read a blub on a book while standing at a B & N bookstore. I thought it sounded interesting, but when I went back to get it, I couldn't remember...