The Wildfox Girls!

The sound the straightener/blow dryer/curling iron cord makes when it bangs up against the side of a desk/cupboard/counter. Oh.. and liars.

"Love Junkie: A Memoir" - Rachel Resnick

2 way tie: Lula/Nylon

American Eagle "Excessive Talker" Undies... yep...

Apple Juice/Arbour Mist "Wine"

Ashley Olsen

Boy shows up at Girls University residence room with a single flower. *Pause for confusion.. this is supposed to be a "worst date ever" story.. so just hold your horses* Boy and girl go out to dinner at a place boy chooses. Boy orders for girl (regardless of whether or not Girl liked what Boy ordered, you just don't dooo that, you know?). Boy pays (clearly! Especially after Girl had no choice of what she ate). Boy and Girl go back to University residence and since it is Halloween, decide to begin drinking games with the rest of their friends. Fine, good.. until Boy gets so drunk that he begins smashing his head off walls and door frames. Boy's friends go and get Boy a helmet, which he wears for the remainder of the evening. At the bar later on, Boy thinks it would be a good idea to kiss one of Girl's friends, sloppily on the dance floor. Girl finds out. Girl confronts Boy later on and Boy denies it. Girl fleas to a different friend's room for consolation. Boy shows up at Girl's friend's room (the room she is in, although she is hidden in the bathroom - UNintentional) and begins bragging to friend's boyfriend that he kissed another girl, was confronted, denied it and that his story was believed by Girl.
Girl exits from bathroom.
End scene.

Hooot. Hooot.

My eyes change colour under water ;)