Farting


Anonymous
on Feb 15, 2007 @ 05:08 pm

This has been a serious topic of debate amongst my friends. Some girls say who cares if he farts in front of me/in bed. It just means he's comfortable.

I say, gross!! I don't want him to ever feel THAT comfortable in front of me. I don't share my bodily functions with you and therefore you shouldn't share them with me. What do you guys think?
 

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Anonymous
LOL on Feb 15, 2007 @ 06:04 pm

Everyone has flatulence at one point or another. Really, if you farted in front of him, wouldn't you be embarrassed? It probably was accidental. Honestly, I don't think that anyone really wants to fart in front of anyone else on purpose!

We all pass gas at one point or another. If you can just laugh it off, it really isn't a big deal. In fact, if you both have farted in front of each other at one point or another, then it makes things less uneasy and awkward. We are all human.
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Anonymous
Farting on purpose on Feb 15, 2007 @ 10:03 pm

I think it depends. Is it on purpose or by accident? If it's by accident, let it go. If it's on purpose then that's disgusting and disrespectful. I don't even pee in front of my guy and he knows not to do anything like that in front of me. There are some things that just don't need to be shared.
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Madison
Madison's confession on Feb 25, 2007 @ 12:16 pm

I used to FREAK out about bodily functions - I wasn't even comfortable with him seeing me in my naked glory. I would panic just thinking about him hearing me pee.
Unfortunatly, he'd be alright skipping downtown with nothing but a wistle in his buttcheeks (sorry for the visual). Needless to say, he had no qualms about bursting in while I'm on the pot.
So I found myself getting ready for bed, having checked my face for pimples, done all the picky things that guys should never know you do, I went to take care of my pre-sleep bowel movements, cleaned each nostril with a Q-tip and happened to notice a ripe ingrown. As I'm popping the ingrown, he bursts out laughing, and I realize that he's been standing in the doorway from the get-go.
So I am too panicked to do anything, but he wastes no time - he gives me a kiss (still giggling) and sits on my lap.
From then on, I learned that farting is the least of my worries.
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Ali de Bold
Hilarious!! on Feb 28, 2007 @ 11:06 pm

Oh you guys this is so funny. Madison, you just seem like the coolest cat ever.

I'm on the anti-fart bandwagon too. That's just overshare...
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StephB
Doesn't bother me on Feb 28, 2007 @ 11:49 pm

I think this discussion thread is hilarious but aside from that, what is the big deal with farts? My boyfriend rarely farts in front of me and I don't in front of him, but it honestly wouldn't bother me if he did. I blame this on growing up with a younger brother who thought it was funny to fart and make it smell all the time so, I barely notice anymore!

The only time it might bother me is if he made a habit of doing it a million times a day but otherwise, if he really needs to, what's the big deal?
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Madison
haha on Mar 01, 2007 @ 01:02 pm

I have to agree - I'm getting a good chuckle out of this one. Thank you very much :)
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artist
Unless it is excessive... on Mar 04, 2007 @ 02:57 pm

Unless he is doing is excessively, then it wouldn't matter to me. Everyone slips up once in a while! It's really not such a big deal.
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Slightly Devious
The polite way to fart.... on Mar 06, 2007 @ 12:56 pm

This is just too funny not to read!

My boyfriend is actually really "polite" about the whole ordeal. He will actually leave the room, and go into the bathroom so that he wont pass gas near me. When he does it's not one you can control, but I still bug him about it lol. He started doing this when we were first dating. I guess he wanted to make a good impression, and it's just stuck ever since, ha ha.
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spotty
flatus is a part of life on Mar 14, 2007 @ 02:53 pm

This is funny ... and a great discussion!
My guy is one of those men that is entertained by farting. He get s a good kick out of it every time (though he knows when its not appropriate). I don't condone it, but I know I'm not going to change his ways. So, when all is fair in love and war, I make sure I drop some goodies on him when he least expects it! Call us gross if you like, but its natural and if you can't have fun w/ that, then your life is just way too serious. LOL :-)
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MizzRobin
Ah hahahah! on Mar 21, 2007 @ 09:19 am

Ok so I just read this discussion thread and it is HILARIOUS! I am on the anti-fart bandwagon but I think what everyone else wrote is positively funny! I have yet to live with a significant other so I guess I will get introduced to this in the future...meanwhile I hope to keep the people farting around me at bay! :o)
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