A little something to make you smile and laugh out loud! :-)


OceanSunrise
on Mar 25, 2015 @ 10:27 am



Subject: Moms





The following are different answers given by school-age children to the

given questions:



Why did God make mothers?

1 She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2 Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.

3 Mostly to clean the house.

4 To help us out of there when we were getting born.



How did God make mothers?

1 He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2 Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3 He made my Mom just the same like he made me.  He just used bigger parts.



Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?

1 We're related.

2 God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like

me.



What ingredients are mothers made of?

1 God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the world, and one dab of mean.



2 They had to get their start from men's bones.  Then they mostly use

string.   I think.



What kind of little girl was your Mom?

1 My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.

2 I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty

bossy.

3 They say she used to be nice.



How did your Mom meet your dad?

1 Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.


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What did Mom need to know about dad before she married
him?

1 His last name.

2 She had to know his background.  Like is
he a crook?  Does he get

drunk on beer?  Does he make at least $800 a year?  Did he say
NO to
drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your Mom marry your
dad?

1 My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.  And my Mom eats a lot.


2 She got too old to do anything else with him.

3 My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.



What makes a real woman?

1 It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.



Who's the boss at your house?

1 Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a

goofball.

2 Mom.  You can tell by room inspection.  She sees the stuff under

the bed.

3 I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.



What's the difference between moms and dads?

1 Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at
work.

2 Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3 Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power

'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your

friend's.



What does your Mom do in her spare time?

1 Mothers don't do spare time.

2 To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.



What's the difference between moms and grandmas?

1 About 30 years.

2 You can always count on grandmothers for candy.   Sometimes moms
don't even have bread on them!

 

Describe the world's greatest
Mom?

1 She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!

2 The greatest Mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat aunts!

3 She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.



Is anything about your Mom perfect?

1 Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist.

2 Her casserole recipes.  But we hate them.

3 Just her children



What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

1 On the inside she's already perfect.   Outside, I think some kind
of

plastic surgery.

2 Diet.  You know her hair.  I'd dye-it, maybe blue.



If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1 She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.  I'd get

rid of that.

2 I'd make my Mom smarter.  Then she would know it was my sister who
did it and not me.




THIS NEEDS TO BE SENT TO ALL MOMS WHO COULD USE A GOOD LAUGH.


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7 Replies


venuslovesvirgo
Fun! on Mar 25, 2015 @ 10:31 am

This was too cute to read :)
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bethanito
Cute! on Mar 27, 2015 @ 06:21 pm

I laughed at basically all of these! They were super cute and funny. I love children, but I especially love it when they're sassy. I just hope that when I have kids, they say nicer things than some of those kids. But they were funny anyways :)
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citygurl
a little something to make you smile on Mar 27, 2015 @ 09:25 pm

Thank you! that was wonderful and funny and really brought a smile to my face, I can relate to some of those answers regarding my own mom and I'm sure my son would think some of this would apply to me! I'm going to borrow this!
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Griechux
. on Mar 27, 2015 @ 09:58 pm

Thats too funny!
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CharlieGirl
awe on Mar 27, 2015 @ 10:10 pm

Kids say they darndest things! Way too cute...it's fun getting a sneak peek inside a child's mind.
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prettyrainbow
Cute! on Mar 27, 2015 @ 10:55 pm

I work with children and it's always a hoot to hear them explain certain things to us. Their innocence and the fact that they are convinced that what they are saying is true, is what makes it even funnier. Thanks for sharing this!
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Kylee
I don't have children yet but.. on Mar 29, 2015 @ 01:25 pm

This was super cute and funny to read! Thanks for taking the time to post it :) Have a wonderful day oceansunrise!
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