Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes

on Aug 19, 2011 @ 02:20 pm

Okay guys, call this cheap humour or whatever you like but I found some of these jokes from Fanpop to be pretty funny if you're a fan of Harry Potter. I also think that people can be so clever to incorporate the Harry Potter theme into it. The complete list is here you want the full list of jokes. These jokes are all submitted via Twitter. Other than that, read below and let me know what you think!

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M: yo momma so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue

dtejano: Yo mama’s so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, “DAAAYYYUMM!”

MarioEGarcia: yo mama so poor she went to Honeydukes and put a chocolate frog on layaway

melgotserved: Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network

MikeDrucker: Yo’ Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry

MsJG: Yo Momma’s so fugly that even Voldemort won’t speak her name

phirm: Yo Mama so nasty, everybody call her “She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked”    

chris8675309: Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham

elchupahueso: your family's so poor that you make the weaseleys look like the Malfoy's!   

HakSolo: Your mom is so ugly when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.      

MarioEGarcia: Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore    

R-Silent: Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake

1 Replies

Yo Momma on Apr 05, 2016 @ 08:13 pm

I don't really find any of this funny

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