Anyone seen Grandma lately?

on Oct 15, 2010 @ 06:53 am

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control and 'enter
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely.
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus,
or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
and files of every kind.
I've even used the Internet,
but nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was,
 Negative, not a thing was found 'online.

So, if inside your 'In box
my Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste her
And send her back to me.

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas and Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer.
They are the greatest!!!

We do not stop playing because we grow old.
We grow old because we stop playing.
NEVER Be The First To Get Old!

3 Replies

Awww on Oct 15, 2010 @ 03:28 pm

That's such an adorable poem!

Now... to translate it into Chinese and send to my grandma................ :|

cute! on Oct 15, 2010 @ 03:29 pm

This is so cute! Where did you find it?

My grandparents have never even touched a computer! In fact, my grandfather didn't know how to dial a phone number up until about a year ago -- I'm not kidding, he grew up in a very small town in Italy and when they moved to Canada and got their first telephone, my grandmother always did the dialing on his behalf.

That's pretty funny on Oct 16, 2010 @ 12:21 pm

I get more spam from my grandparents than from anything else. Since they're both retired, my Grandpa took some computer classes to past time and now all he does is send people those forward e-mail's. So every time I open my inbox I have at least 3-5 e-mails from him. I think that's all he knows how to do on the computer. It's pretty funny but I don't even read them anymore since there are just so many! I think the computer has already swallowed my Grandpa too!

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