laugh, smile, giggles, chuckles of the day

on Jan 07, 2012 @ 08:50 pm

i laugh at takodas posting on the mature womans quest for swim suit. its  a giggle, chuckle, smile, or maybe a heartwarming moment ...that you like to share. an unexpected hug from a pet maybe

here is mine today:

I thought i could multitask well. So I brought my dinner plate upstairs. I ran the tub with water. Put my two toddlers for their evening  bath. Then I ate my dinner sitting on the toilet bowl.

Just then, my toddler keep up with the score.

She poop in the bath tub! Ops.....

JSo,  I pulled out the younger toddler and put him next door, in the masters bedroom.
Then I continue to drain the tub, and replace it with clean water.

As I check  the younger toddler next door, he manage to make his way to the barricaded cat litter, and he was happily playing in the sandbox AKA kitty litter.

So pick up the younger toddler again...bring him back to the bath tub.

And I continue eating my dinner, sitting on the toilet bowl.

The End.

14 Replies

LOL on Jan 07, 2012 @ 08:56 pm

LMAO!! That is hilarious--ohhhhh the adventures of being a mommy eh?! I can totally relate!!!

angelinarosaries on Jan 08, 2012 @ 12:04 pm

That was fun and bought back some old memories. I've had both my boys poop in the tub on me, but we didn't have a cat so thankfully they never ended up in a sandbox.LOL
I'm happy you got a good laugh from that swim suit story, but that was just a funny email I got from a friend one day that made me laugh, so I shared it with all of you.

One summer my husband and I were sitting in the back yard having a few drinks watching the kids play with the Jack Russell that we had at the time. My mom had just bought a new puppy and was bring it over to play. Well she pulled in and we all walk out to her car leaving just the dog in the back yard. When we were walking back there my husband offed my mom a drink. He said I just made us each one. While he was saying this he look down at the table and both of our drinks were gone. So he said I guess I just thought I had made them. I couldn't remember if he had, or not by this time. So he went in to make more drinks and by the time he came back out side our dog was acting strange. He couldn't stand up he kept falling over, his eye were bugging out of his head. My poor mother thought it had some kind of sickness and grabbed her puppy right up and left so it wouldn't get sick. My husband grabbed our dog and put him in the bath tub and started running cold water over him to see if that helped him any. We had no idea what was going on, we both thought he was dieing on us. Then I remembered the drinks that were missing. Sure enough the little shit drank down both of our drinks when we went out to my moms car. The dog wasn't sick at all he was drunk and drunk big time! With in an hour he was back to his self and went to sleep, but I bet he had one hell of a hang over.LOL


Hang Over on Jan 08, 2012 @ 12:33 pm

@takoda: dog with hang over, alkaseltzer please!:)

love it!


You had to be there on Jan 09, 2012 @ 06:39 am

to really get the feel for the story. If you could have seen the look on
my mother's face when she saw our dog acting so strange and how fast
she grabbed up her puppy and left. Now that part was really funny. My
mom's the type of person that doesn't do anything fast, she's a very
slow motion person. Just thinking about how fast she was out of there
makes me laugh more then the stupid dog being drunk, but it sure was
something to see. He drank down two double whiskey's and 7up with in no
more then three minutes the little lush! I still can't believe it didn't
kill him him. He couldn't have weighed any more then six, or seven
pounds. After that happened we kept a better eye on our drinks.


What about cats? on Jan 09, 2012 @ 12:57 pm

i can see your mom - like she just saw a rat, and jump!

you reminded me of my husbands 2 cats.
They are not my favorite, but part of my package deal - i said "i do " to them when I got married.

I am a fan of rum and coke, and the sweet side of it, and one day - my kid knocked it down. The cats start drinking from the floor and about an hour my husband came home. His cat's were meowing wildly, jumped into the bath tub, jump at the dripping water, and chasing a rat that never exist.

You should have seen the look on his face, like he accused me of poisoning his cats.


aww on Jan 09, 2012 @ 01:41 pm

LOL! oh the adventures kids bring...

We use to have cats, on Jan 10, 2012 @ 09:36 am

but after the kids came along we got rid of them. I had one of those fold up playpen under my son's crib because we had no where else to store it at the time. He was just a new born and was in the cradle when this happened, thank God! The cat we had at the time went under the crib, sat on top of the playpen and peed all over it. You know how strong cat pee smells, well I couldn't get rid of that smell for a month, but the cat was gone with in the week!!

wish we could get rid of these cats, my husband said they are his kids on Jan 13, 2012 @ 02:44 pm

found this on my friends facebook:

I am a wonder woman

reflecting on that, yesterday i was watching TV.

There was this commercial where a woman came out of the shopping mall, rushing to get a taxi. She found one, and she rush to get in. Then a flash of a police officer, confuse. The picture of the police car was focused.

{insert here OPTICAL COMPANY} Prescription glasses, 2 for $99.

My husband said - "Honey, that is so you. You need glasses!"

I think the woman in the commercial was a WONDERWOMAN TOO!


joan rivers on Jan 23, 2012 @ 04:42 pm

i stumbled upon joan rivers on youtube yesterday, she was so fantastic.

this clip was from 1974, and old but made me laugh so hard.

Push up-shove over bra!


I literally use a shovel to pick up the toys, and put it all in the playpen on Jan 25, 2012 @ 11:11 pm


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