That's Why I Dumped You

on Mar 31, 2011 @ 03:49 pm

I have just discovered yet another website focused on distracting you from work while you read about other people's lives. It's called That's Why I Dumped You.

Here are some of the funny lines I've read on it so far:

Because you cheated on me with your neighbour and then said: "Just being a good neighbour hunny"

Because I caught you doing cocaine in front of your daughter

Because you get jealous when I hang out with my family

Now, I'm curious what's the best/funniest line you've heard or used to explain why you or someone else broke off a relationship


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hahah on Mar 31, 2011 @ 04:19 pm

This is funny! Thanks for sharing Lauren!

I like this one: "Because I started playing World of Warcraft to spend more time with you, then you kicked me from the guild because I was better at it." Hahaha!

So funny on Mar 31, 2011 @ 05:46 pm

hahahahahah! Some of these are hilarious. One I saw that made me laugh out loud was "Because you care about Gossip Girl more than baseball"

I never had any experiences like that. Kind of wish I did just to have a funny story!


@beachbabe on Apr 01, 2011 @ 09:52 am

Me too, as soon as I hear one though I'm posting it on that site!

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