Farting

Anonymous

This has been a serious topic of debate amongst my friends. Some girls say who cares if he farts in front of me/in bed. It just means he's comfortable.

I say, gross!! I don't want him to ever feel THAT comfortable in front of me. I don't share my bodily functions with you and therefore you shouldn't share them with me. What do you guys think?

Nessie

Ha ha!


I am torn on this topic. I have gas from time to time, so it's only fair to allow him to as well. I hate men who turn it into a side show event each and every time; if it slips out, fine, if it is on purpose and is no longer funny, move along.

I have to agree with the silent but deadly ones! The loud ones are better, then they can excuse themselves and everything is ok. But people hide the silent ones, and when it makes its presence known it is ghastly and embarrassing! Give a girl some warning!

It is good to be comfortable with your mate, but there is a gross line to not gross!

ren1

Being comfortable

My bf and I are waaay past the point in our relationship where we are trying to impress each other. I think it's fine as long as no one else in the room is bothered by it.

It's fun to play a joke though if you happen to pass silent but deadly farts. Just pretend to go on with what you're doing until you hear "oooooooooooh myyyy god did you fart? Grooooosss!!" :D

Dairinn

SOMETHING STINCKS

Ok, I'm gonna add my view on this. It's not so much the bodily function itself that bothers me or the sound, but the SMELL. I have a really sensitive nose and I mean I can smell things before anyone else does and offensive smells really make me gag. I literally mean my gag reflex just gets going. It's just mean to let one rip in front of me, I will literally vomit if it's bad enough. So, I get quite upset when someone lets one out. I understand accidents happen and those are usually the audible ones which is preferred since I have some warning and can leave the room until it's safe to come back. But the slient deadly ones are just torturesome to us sensitive sniffers out there.
I am not joking. Bad smells really make me sick to my stomach.

Tanja

try this one

an old boyfriend of mine "cups his farts", puts his hands around his butt hole, catches the fart, and then smelt his hand

Dairinn

gag

I just threw up a little...

woodenpeople

Sensitive smeller #2

I'm also very bothered by the smell, but I try to look past it.

My boyfriend and I actually had a "talk" about farting..early on in our relationship it somehow got brought up (okay, he begged me) that leaving the room is a really good courtesy. He's good a weak constitution with these things so I agreed, as I'm not really a big fan of gross things either.

However, as time went on, something very weird happened. After having the talk, both of us got really shy about "relieving ourselves". I'd go to the bathroom and be unable to let myself regulate just knowing he was in the other room and might overhear! He later confessed he had the same problem.

The latest installment in our potty drama, however, is a step towards a more comfortable, fart-tolerant life. It started with pee. A coworker of his, a big burly guy, called it "pee-pee" once and ever since it has been one of his favorite jokes. Now that pee-pee is "acceptable", we can blame our bathroom visits on it everytime we have an ulterior motive.

The last time he was over, however, I did overhear him having something of a "fit". I don't want to bring it up because I know he'd be mortified but honestly, it wasn't so bad and it feels better to have that reality broken. He's still hot to me!

mamaluv

this is killing me

Sorry Dairinn, but this is the funniest thread I have ever read!

Ali de Bold

AHhahahhahha!

Oh boy. Who knew farting would be such a popular topic it has been around for a year and a half?! I never fart in front of my husband and vice versa. If it happens accidentally he is proud of himself and I am mortified.

merri

farting is a fact of life, unfortunately

i hate farting cuz of the smell, but i always live in houses full of guys, so i've gotten used to it. anyway, there comes a certain point in a relationship where you can't be hiding things like farting or looking at pimples, or anything gross or whatever. if you're really close, you should both get to see the real 'you' in each other. :)

Ali de Bold

The real you

Hmmmmm... I consider the real me to be my personality not my bodily functions. Ya, we've all gotta do it, but I think it would be hard to find someone sexy if you do absolutely everything in front of each other. My husband doesn't like it if I pick at my face in front of him and we would never dream of going to the bathroom in front of each other. We both prefer it that way.