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Anonymous

This has been a serious topic of debate amongst my friends. Some girls say who cares if he farts in front of me/in bed. It just means he's comfortable.

I say, gross!! I don't want him to ever feel THAT comfortable in front of me. I don't share my bodily functions with you and therefore you shouldn't share them with me. What do you guys think?
Feb 15, 2007 @ 05:08 pm

91 Replies

biochick

fart in a jar

A friend of mine gave her best guy friend a "fart in a jar" for a birthday present in high school. To this day he says it's the best present her ever got.
Sep 04, 2008 @ 10:59 pm
reeshie19

are u kidding me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA O MY!!!!!!
Sep 05, 2008 @ 05:35 am
Marionette26

Neutral?

I'm kind of in the middle about flatulence. It bothers me if people make a big deal about it, if they point out that someone's done it, or that they've done it. If they're like "ew, what's that smell!" or they're like "haha, I just farted". Things like that.
But it's natural. Sooo, as long as people are quiet about it and don't mention it, I ignore it. I feel like it's something that should be swept under the rug. I don't think it should become a topic of conversation if you're lying in bed together, because that's just... silly. I mean really, there are so many better things to talk about. And better things to be doing in bed.
Oct 28, 2008 @ 04:15 pm
Laurla

Flatulence!!

My boy and I just grew out of the whole pull my finger thing. We're so immature and gross, I know, but we're also happy
Jan 15, 2009 @ 09:23 pm
silvercity

I'm in the middle....

The only person I could "fart" around is my mom and 12 yr old nephew. I don't think I'd ever be comfortable doing it in front of a b/f....unless it happens by mistake of course. Ohhh and I don't mind ppl doing it in front of me either..(even as a joke)....I understand that it's a normal bodily function...and that some ppl have no shame!! Btw...I really don't know too many ppl who would do it on purpose...
Jan 19, 2009 @ 02:12 pm
babycush

Ahahaha

My boyfriend and I fart on/around each other all of the time. Smells awful, but its so funny.
We are far too comfortable with each other and I don't mind it at all.
Jan 20, 2009 @ 11:10 pm
Anonymous

hahaha *gasp*..hahahaha

this is the funniest thread i've ever read!!

i'd never on purpose fart in front of just anyone. i'd very comfortably let one go in front of my mom or brother.. in fact with my mom i'd do a stinker, then hug her with her arms held to her side and be like "smell it smell it" LOL and don't think i'm so bad cuz sometimes she lets some doozies out and laughs her head off while i sit there gagging and going "why do you want to kill me? what did i ever do to you??" LOL haha and yea we're really that gross w/eachother but only e/other lol

i've let a few out in front of my dad, but really those were accidents! one time i did that, i got so embarrassed i actually ran away to my room lol

a very funny memory with my ex.... we were on a bus. its winter time, all the windows are sealed shut and its rush hour so there are toooonnnsss of people on board. we're sitting beside one another, and i let a silent one go. one thing with me is, when i do let one go i start giggling... so stupid i know but i can't help myself. so he snifs and smells it and very very angrily whispers "why did you do that?? why did you fart?? the smell can't go anywhere!! why did you do that???" and here's me laughing so hard i'm crying and he says "you are laughing!? i am getting angry and you are laughing??" and of course this just makes me laugh even more ... LOL !! one of the funniest moments :-)
Jan 22, 2009 @ 04:28 pm
MissJudy

LMAO!

I don't know what's funnier, the post right before mine (fart on the bus) or the Fart in a Jar! Awesome!
Jan 24, 2009 @ 03:14 pm
Anonymous

:D

this is pretty hilarious. i guess my boyfriend and i are super comfortable with each other. funny enough, we had a conversation the other day wondering about how long it took for us to be comfortable enough to do that. i think it was 3, 4 months of serious dating?
Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:14 pm
juicygirl

best office distraction EVER!!!

But then again, I have a 12 year old's humour! Farting IS rude, but it makes me giggle. So in public? Silent (but quite often, deadly) is usually the protocol. Like really, would you rather suffer gut rot or let'er out? It's better still to remove oneself from a crowded area to do this though. Yet my guy does the bomb drop and run technique here...
But at home? I had hang ups for years!! Meanwhile, he likes to force them out in all his mighty power, and is very proud of the cheek-slapping type. Why oh why must they be like that?
And the morning pee break... OMG, please close the effing door- a.m. gas is nearly guaranteed! No one wants to wake up to that!!

Thanks for an excellent distraction to an otherwise tedious day! LMAO!
Aug 26, 2009 @ 06:28 pm

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