on Aug 19, 2011 @ 02:20 pm|
Okay guys, call this cheap humour or whatever you like but I found some of these jokes from Fanpop to be pretty funny if you're a fan of Harry Potter. I also think that people can be so clever to incorporate the Harry Potter theme into it. The complete list is here you want the full list of jokes. These jokes are all submitted via Twitter. Other than that, read below and let me know what you think!
JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses
chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio
sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge
bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock
chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve
Dick_M: yo momma so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
dtejano: Yo mama’s so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, “DAAAYYYUMM!”
MarioEGarcia: yo mama so poor she went to Honeydukes and put a chocolate frog on layaway
melgotserved: Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network
MikeDrucker: Yo’ Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry
MsJG: Yo Momma’s so fugly that even Voldemort won’t speak her name
phirm: Yo Mama so nasty, everybody call her “She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked”
chris8675309: Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham
elchupahueso: your family's so poor that you make the weaseleys look like the Malfoy's!
HakSolo: Your mom is so ugly when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.
MarioEGarcia: Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore
R-Silent: Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake