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what is the weirdest baby name you ever heard


my cousin just named her baby "Floyetta Blanche-Noir Cronk (that is our ln)"

wtf is she thining! rofl

not to be rude.

she said Floyetta is the female of Floyd to her & her dh.

blanche-noir literally is white-black.

i'm so disappointed.

Apr 03, 2016 @ 03:50 pm

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Floyetta isn't as bad as it could be! Flo makes a cute nickname, right? :-)
I knew a girl whose last name began with Lin-, and she named her daughter Brooklyn Lynne. Three of the same sound in a name, two back to back! Crazy. But still a nice name on it's own - Brooklyn or Lynne are pretty! Also grew up with a second-cousin named Seven, but I actually find that cute! And a girl named Ladybug, and we called her Buggie.

But, I can't talk because I always wanted to include the name Fox in one of my future children's names. ;-)
Apr 03, 2016 @ 03:54 pm


Flo is cute! I went to school with a boy named Ben. Short for Bent. Middle name Axel. Totally serious.
Apr 03, 2016 @ 04:17 pm


I think it's cute ,a lot of people I know are choosing different
and rare names
Apr 03, 2016 @ 04:31 pm


KrissiC at least it wasn't Ben, middle name Dover. Lol.

Hope that joke didn't offend!
Apr 03, 2016 @ 04:38 pm

Not offensive!

The poor kid! I felt so sorry for him. His dad did everything for the shock value. It was so sad. His dad was such an attention seeker
Apr 03, 2016 @ 04:40 pm

Weirdest Baby Names

Some people give their kids weird names like 5 or 6 names for 1 kid or names of liquor bottles lol or soap operas even names that they read in magazines
Apr 03, 2016 @ 05:04 pm


Also a man I went to college with was something like 'Michael Charles James Alexander Edward Lastname the THIRD '. Crazy.
Apr 03, 2016 @ 05:12 pm

weird names?

I always hated the name Oliver
Apr 04, 2016 @ 01:31 am

This one is tricky without offending anyone

I will try not to offend anyone. This is simply my opinion.
When I was 19 I worked in a doctors office. In the course of my day I would come across tons of new baby appts and the names were sometimes very outrageous or just plain dumb (to me). For the last 18 years I've worked in HR so I always see names on resumes and new hires, etc.
Here's a few (and again, it's not my intent to offend anyone):
Honey (will never be taken seriously in a boardroom; may end up on a stripper pole)
Bambalina (I have no words).
Cookie, Chip, Dick, Precious, Barbie, Bambi, Gucci
Tupac (for a cacausian baby. Named after a slain rapper...)
Anyone with similar first and last names I. e. Donald MacDonald, James Jameson, Stuart Stewart.
My friend's son, Ronald (Ronnie) McDonald.
My friend's uncle: Harold Cock. He goes by "Harry".
My sister in law and her sisters all named after herbs and spices (Rosemary, Heather & Clover) and my brother and SIL continuing the trend with their son, Basil.
There are many, many more but those ones right off the top of my head.
Apr 04, 2016 @ 04:28 am

A good start to learning the alphabet...

My coworker knew someone who named their kid "Abcde" so that they would be able to learn the alphabet faster, I kid you not. I think she said they pronounced it "Ab-si-dee" (Ab-city?). I don't know which is worse, Abcde or Hashtag.
Apr 04, 2016 @ 06:51 pm

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