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Worst First Dates Ever?


Hey Chicks,

A few weeks ago I was listening to the radio (Virgin Radio 99.9) and they were discussing people's worst first dates ever! Some of the girl's calling in had some really funny stories (getting picked up by your date- with his mom in the drivers seat!!!!) I was just wondering, (since we all love to LOL a little) if anyone had/ knew anyone who had a really awkward/ strange/ funny/ weird/ worst first date (or any date for that matter) ever!

Share away.....
Nov 10, 2011 @ 07:24 pm

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I'm Lucky I guess!

I have actually never had a really terrible date, awkward sure but never really bad.

However a friend of mine once went on what she thought was a date..... turned out her 'date' was gay hahahaha

Nov 10, 2011 @ 07:49 pm

Worst date

This wasn't actually the guy's fault, but due to my extremely jealous male cat. I'd locked him up in the bathroom because he had a habit of trying to run off any man who crossed my threshold. He had done things in the past like pee in a guy's shoes and inflict terrible scratches, presumably in defence of my honour so just to be on the safe side, I'd decided that a night in the bathroom was the best place for him. My date and I were in the living room watching a movie while the cat was in the bathroom breaking stuff and trying desperately to escape. After about an hour, he managed to get free and streaked into the living room with his tail puffed out, hissing -- and with a panty liner stuck to his back. I never saw that guy again...
Nov 10, 2011 @ 08:35 pm


That is just to funny!! I also peed my pants laughing at your cat. I can
picture him standing there with his fur standing on end with the liner
stuck to his back. To funny!!

Whenever my husband works out of town and Takoda hears someone at my
door he turns into a killer dog. He won't let anyone near the house and
if they try to get in he flips his lid. Mean while any other time he
just lays around snoring.LOL
Nov 11, 2011 @ 07:22 am


I think I've talked about this date before. I agreed to go out with this
guy, why I don't know, but any how the whole night sucked. When I did
finally get the guy to take me home the cops came up behind us. The next
thing I knew this guy's telling me as he's picking me up moving me into
the drivers seat; "you have to drive, I'm not suppose to be driving."
As he's moving me over the car went across the street up on the
sidewalk, around a big tree and back down onto the right side of the
street. When the car finally stopped I was in the drivers seat and
didn't even realize what had happened until it was to late. Well because
this date had sucked so bad I had bin drinking all night and the cops
put me in jail not only for drinking and driving, but for not having a
driver license at the time. The cops saw every thing, but they didn't
care, I was in the drivers seat when the car stopped so I went to jail. I
spent the rest of the night in jail, had mug shots taken of me, had to
pay a $500 fine and lost my drivers license that I didn't even have for a
year. Fun date ay.

Nov 11, 2011 @ 07:38 am


Oh Takoda, that's a terrible story! I can't believe he pulled that on you and let you take the fall. What a jerk!

And Lizzie, I do believe that is the BEST story I've ever heard! I'm sure it was beyond humiliating at the time, but so funny now! (I'm assuming anyway... my apologies if it's not ;)
Nov 11, 2011 @ 08:29 am

The Strong Silent Type

Okay, so I usually HATE blind dates, but I finally agreed to one after my friend convinced me to at least go on one! The whole "who knows, maybe he's mr.Right" was pretty convincing!

So I go and buy a cute outfit, go get a haircut that day, and get ready, and was actually getting excited! I looked good, and was looking forward to a night out, even if the guy ended up being just a friend.

The guy pulled up in the driveway, introduced himself, (he was reallllly cute!), and seemed nice enough, so off we went to dinner. The drive to the restaurant was slightly awkward, but I figured we were just both shy, so I didn't think anything of it. We ate, it was nice, but I did most of the talking at the table.

We left the restaurant, having both paid half for the bill, which I loved! I like a guy who doesn't mind splitting the tab as I'm pretty independent!

We got to the movies, and were trying to decide what to see. He gave what I consider a typical male response by saying "whatever you want to see" and shrugged his shoulders. So I picked a comedy, thinking some laughs might loosen this guy up a little bit.

We laughed through the entire movie, and left the theatres in good spirits.

We got back in the car to head home, and I was asking questions about the movie, and about things he likes to do. All of his answers were one word answers "yeah" "sure" "okay" "no". I got really exhausted of having to do all the conversing, so I sat silent for a few minutes to see if he'd come up with anything. After about 15 minutes, I said "wow its really quiet in here..". He just shrugged.

I got out of the car thanking him, and he just nodded.

I called my friend and told her about the date, and complained how quiet this guy was, she simply responded "Oh, I forgot to tell you he was quiet"..

It doesn't really seem that bad in retrospect, but it was extremely exhausting to hold up conversation for 4 hours on my own! haha!
Nov 11, 2011 @ 08:40 am


He was the biggest ass I ever met in my life and I've met a few over the
years. I was only 19 at the time, but I sure learned not to go on dates
with guys that even look a bit like him after that one. The ass had the
nerve to call me the next night to ask me what happened. I said what
the hell do you think happened, I sat in jail all night you F***ing ass.
All he could say was he was sorry, not that that helped any. I was
still living with my mom at the time and the hardest part about it was having to
tell her what happened. I knew it was going to brake her heart and it

Nov 11, 2011 @ 09:07 am


@takoda- I think you win the award for WORST DATE EVER. That is truly horrible- what a jerk that guy is!

@Lizzie- that sounds like a scene from a movie hahaha! I love the part about the pantyliner!
Nov 11, 2011 @ 09:25 am

Mini Golfing

He took me indoor mini putting, use a coupon, got angry that I was beating him, messed with the score so I would lose. He was upset and hitting the ball too hard, swinging around his stick like a mad man, etc.
Then after that hour of torture, we hung out in a PARKING LOT.

This guy is 13 years my senior..that's the sad part.
Nov 17, 2011 @ 02:07 pm


@iheartmakeupart Oh girl that is sad....and sorta funny too :-) common, tell me you're laughing about it now? :-)

@kspencer that was sounds boring as hell!! and funny in retrospect :)

@takoda that guy's a total jerkoff! who does that!? jeez... you must have been pissed! I know I would have been.

Nov 17, 2011 @ 02:17 pm

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