Just Cozy Leggings

My overall rating

I really wanted to love these leggings! I did not buy them with the intention of wearing them anywhere, but in my house to relax in. They just looked SO COMFY, cozy, warm and cute. I bought a nice understated print last week and envisioned myself...   +

I really wanted to love these leggings! I did not buy them with the intention of wearing them anywhere, but in my house to relax in. They just looked SO COMFY, cozy, warm and cute. I bought a nice understated print last week and envisioned myself chilling in these in my house on cold snowy Pittsburgh days. Such day was today, it was a brisk 12 degrees and snow has been faling. I was excited for the chance to slip these on and watch movies with my little ones while it snowed outside. I was just going to be warm and SO COMFY all day long, then I put these tiny leggings on. Plans changed!

I am tall, 5' 10" and mostly wear a size 8 pant, 29 jean or medium bottom. So based on this I purchased the "Fits most 4-12 size." Personal disclaimer: I have long legs, I need tall pants. I figured they'd hit me like a 3/4 legging, I did not expect these to be long, but I did expect them to have an adult inseam. My plan was to wear them at home on cold days, stay warm and be SO COMFY. Lmao... half outside of the leggings I might add. Were these made for elves? They come just below my knee caps and crotch to waistband length makes us early aught girls that rocked ultra low rise jeans blush! The backside barely covers my virtually nonexistent a$$. The front is slightly higher, but not enough that I would qualify them as fitting. I feel like Chris Farley when he did the Chipendales skit with Patrick Swayze! Lol

So on this pretty cold day my SO COMFY leggings that are supposed to be so warm barely cover my legs, a$$ and vag. My c-section scar is maybe an inch below the waistband and that's if I pulled them up so high I gave myself a wedgie. Also, I was rocking a "Whale's Tale" while I had these miniature leggings on! Oh yeah, ultra low pants with your thong hanging out is SO COMFY! Seriously, who decided these are normal proportions? Who has a waist this short? Who has legs this short that is over 8years old and not a Little Person? (Sidenote, these would be perfect for Little People. I may send mine to Roloff Farms for Amy!) These are NOT SO COMFY AND NOT WARM. I mean my thighs and knee caps were warm, along with my lower a$$. Knees down, north of my C-section scar and the top half of my booty were faaaaa-reeeeeezing! I tried to make these work, I put on tall thick socks, a longer shirt, but I had to keep pulling these up as to not moon my family completely. I admit it was a half moon while they were on. (Sidenote number dos: How do people don a plumbers crack on the regular? I was freezing!!)

So yeah, these suck. If you are over 4'4" do not buy these lilipution pants. If you are under 4'4" they may not suck for you, but then again the rise is rather minimal. Save your money and buy your warm winter leggings elsewhere, these aren't worth a penny. :(    -