Mikes Superstar Pizza (Frozen)

My overall rating

This pizza is the worst frozen pizza I’ve unfortunately encountered. Let’s get real. It’s frozen pizza. I’m not expecting much. We’ve all had cardboard pizza in our lives. But I’ve never had… hot mush. Crust has the consistency of...   +

This pizza is the worst frozen pizza I’ve unfortunately encountered. Let’s get real. It’s frozen pizza. I’m not expecting much. We’ve all had cardboard pizza in our lives.

But I’ve never had… hot mush. Crust has the consistency of spackle for drywall. Damp cardboard has more taste than the cheese (is it even cheese)?

Cleaning up the gloopy mess of a crust is hell. Scraping it off my perforated pizza pan took forever as the dough was stuck in the holes. WTF!

It’s so bad I’m going to swear off pizza for a while.    -