Mountain Dew

My overall rating

It's an amazing drink! I like the taste, citrus-y and sweet, and for some reason when I drink it I write a lot more and my writing is better. Your guess is as good as mine as to why. But the issue is that Stupid Bottle Cap. Now listen, I have many...   +

It's an amazing drink! I like the taste, citrus-y and sweet, and for some reason when I drink it I write a lot more and my writing is better. Your guess is as good as mine as to why.

But the issue is that Stupid Bottle Cap.

Now listen, I have many small conditions that lead to life sometimes being as much as a nightmare as someone who has a major condition. This does not affect my strength that much, however. Suffice to say though, I am not the strongest person on this Earth.

Next to me is a mountain dew bottle. An UNOPENED mountain dew bottle. Not to say I haven't tried, it's just that I simply *can't* get it open. You can tell this because my chest is currently in pain from the attempt.

This is how I try to get these things open: I use my finger to get into that little inseam that connects the cap to the strip, then I MANUALLY break each little tab connecting these two items. Then, I get a towel and place it over the cap, and see if MAYBE the bottle will be graceful and let me open it.

Lastly, I end up just having to ask someone else because the bottle is not a merciful being.

This is your warning now: If you live alone and aren't a body builder, just get the can.    -