Loverfighter
Member Since: October 9, 2022Reviews
Del monte Fruit bars made with real strawberries
This is not a popsicle, this is a masterpiece of frozen dessert. It was love at first taste. My love affair began with chance encounter but it changed me and the way I think about frozen fruit bars forever. Popsicle Pete be gone. You are not welcome... +
This is not a popsicle, this is a masterpiece of frozen dessert. It was love at first taste. My love affair began with chance encounter but it changed me and the way I think about frozen fruit bars forever. Popsicle Pete be gone. You are not welcome here. -
Touch Matches
It's a chilly evening and I shudder slightly as I look down at the pile of wood illuminated by my phone screen that could have been a fire but will remain kindling because I opted to save 27 cents at the Value Mart and purchased these pathetic... +
It's a chilly evening and I shudder slightly as I look down at the pile of wood illuminated by my phone screen that could have been a fire but will remain kindling because I opted to save 27 cents at the Value Mart and purchased these pathetic matches. Strike after strike until I simply could not bare it any longer. In baseball, you mercilessly get 3 before you can slink away to the comfort of the dug out and some sunflower seeds. In the real world, we are not so lucky and I have now almost certainly developed carpal tunnel syndrome from the amount of times I stubbornly drew the match across that box only to experience the exact same outcome, failure. Perhaps I have actually died and am stuck in limbo. Sentenced to spend the next 27 years attempting to light one of these heinous little sticks that someone labelled a match. -
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