Pappy_DiSansio
Member Since: December 9, 2022Reviews
Kraft Jet-Puffed Jumbo Marshmallows
For anyone in desperate need of a good night's sleep, there truly is no sound quite as soothing as the gentle wheeze of a Jet-Puffed Jumbo Mallow being pushed firmly into the ear canal. Such gelatinous miracles have been a marriage saver, I promise... +
For anyone in desperate need of a good night's sleep, there truly is no sound quite as soothing as the gentle wheeze of a Jet-Puffed Jumbo Mallow being pushed firmly into the ear canal. Such gelatinous miracles have been a marriage saver, I promise you! God's be praised! -
Dasani Bottled Water
Keeping myself hydrated has always been a struggle. I did not do a "number one" until I was well into my second year of life, and even then it wasn't nearly enough to fill a teaspoon, at least so the stort went. My father used to tell the tale of... +
Keeping myself hydrated has always been a struggle. I did not do a "number one" until I was well into my second year of life, and even then it wasn't nearly enough to fill a teaspoon, at least so the stort went. My father used to tell the tale of Pappy's First Pee-pee every year around our yule log-- making sure to punctuate the climax of the story by sopping the old stump in his own juices. What a storyteller he was. Take far too soon by gumblitus.
This water, in any case, tasted quite a bit like that. A nostalgic beverage from eons past! Gods be praised!
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