zombieattak
Member Since: April 25, 2014Reviews
Pantene Pro-V Ultimate 10 Conditioner
Product tested this stuff. Here is a haiku about the conditioner Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope At least it smells good
Product tested this stuff.
Here is a haiku about the conditioner
Nope nope nope nope nope
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
nope nope nope nope nope
At least it smells good
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Pantene Pro-V Ultimate 10 BB Creme Beauty Balm for Hair
I product tested this stuff, it's not bad. Like I had said in another review of the shampoo version of this, my hair is wrecked. I didn't expect much, and I didn't get much. It feels nice at first, and smell good, but if you use more than 1/2-1... +
I product tested this stuff, it's not bad. Like I had said in another review of the shampoo version of this, my hair is wrecked. I didn't expect much, and I didn't get much. It feels nice at first, and smell good, but if you use more than 1/2-1 pump, it makes your hair incredibly greasy. My hair is almost down to my behind, so if I have to use that little, I suggest everyone else use even less. I don't really feel much difference in my hair. Pass -
Pantene Pro-V Ultimate 10 Collection
I product tested this stuff, so hooray freebie. Well, my hair is crazy damaged. Super dry from being straightened with temperatures that would make Satan himself sweaty. I didn't expect a miracle, but I expected more than I got. It smelled nice... +
I product tested this stuff, so hooray freebie. Well, my hair is crazy damaged. Super dry from being straightened with temperatures that would make Satan himself sweaty. I didn't expect a miracle, but I expected more than I got. It smelled nice, yes. But my hair is still crispy, and has mad crazy flyaways. I am serious. I look like a mad scientist.
I wouldn't go out and buy this myself. I'll stick to my industrial strenght salon gunk I get on sale at Winners.
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GOSH Giant Blush
Thank you so much for choosing me to review your products, Gosh. 3/4 of the products (I got to try for free and review for the Super Panel) were AMAZING. I don't wear blush often. I am junk at applying blush, bronzer, and I can't contour for the... +
Thank you so much for choosing me to review your products, Gosh. 3/4 of the products (I got to try for free and review for the Super Panel) were AMAZING.
I don't wear blush often. I am junk at applying blush, bronzer, and I can't contour for the life of me. I find a lot of blushes are just too pigmented for me.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I got brave. I applied that badboy onto my face and rubbed it up and out and holy macaroni, I did not look like Bobo the sad clown. It applied smoothly and looked natural.
So all you blushaphobes out there, this stuff is the real deal. I recommend it big time. In fact, this will be the only blush that I own, and certainly the only one I'd buy in the future.
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GOSH Mineral Powder
Just to start us off, I will say that I am loyal as heck to my Smashbox Halo powder. I was hoping this would be a similar formula/similar coverage as that. I wouldn't necessarily use it as a total dupe in place of the Halo powder, but it will do in... +
Just to start us off, I will say that I am loyal as heck to my Smashbox Halo powder. I was hoping this would be a similar formula/similar coverage as that. I wouldn't necessarily use it as a total dupe in place of the Halo powder, but it will do in a pinch.
First, the packaging is a pain in the rear. It took me a bit to figure out how in the hell I was to access this powder. After some struggling, I got it. And boy, did I make a mess. Good thing I wasn't wearing my black work shirt, or I would have been panicking, covered in this stuff.
I thought it looked great when I applied it with my kabuki brush. The lighting wasn't so great, as it was first thing in the am and I was on my way to work, so yeah at the time it looked ok at a quick glance.
I got to work and peeked in a mirror in a better lit area. YIKES. I don't go heavy handed with my powders. I'm a pasty gal, and I don't want to look unnatural. It started to look kinda cakey. I actually had to take some tissue and blot some off.
As the day went on, it didn't stand up super well. I don't have a physical job, I sit on my behind, if you must know, and it looked even cakier (if that is even a word). I can't imagine girls who like to go dancing (not me!) would have good things to say about this stuff. Then again, clubs are dark, so hey maybe they could get away with it.
Sorry guys, your other products are wonderful, but this one is a dud.
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GOSH Double Precision Mascara
I seriously almost screeched (and I'm not a screechy gal) when I got home and saw that I didn't have raccoon face after work! No matter how much I pay for mascara, if I apply any to the bottom lashes with one of those big ol' brushes, I get raccoon... +
I seriously almost screeched (and I'm not a screechy gal) when I got home and saw that I didn't have raccoon face after work! No matter how much I pay for mascara, if I apply any to the bottom lashes with one of those big ol' brushes, I get raccoon rings under my eyes. Not with the GOSH Double Precision Mascara, which I so luckily received as part of the Gosh Goddess Super Panel to review!
I've tried the Clinique brand Bottom Lash Mascara, and that has nothing on the Gosh mascara. That stuff was flakey and smudgey.
That wee brush is perfect for my bottom lashes. The brush combined with the mascara formula = smudge free under eye area!
The brush for the upper lash area is fantastic as well. I have like NO eyelashes. They're stubby and blonde. One coat of this stuff, and I had big, thick lashes. Absolutely no clumping at all.
I am absolutely going to buy this mascara again when this one runs out. I'm in loooove!
From a stumpy lashed gal, thank you GOSH. THANK YOU!
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GOSH Lip Lacquer
This is the first lip product I've ever used that felt like this! Is it a lipstick? Is it a gloss? It's BOTH! Minus the tacky/sticky feeling of most glosses. It made my lips feel soft and moisturized. The colour was super rad, too. I'm not afraid to... +
This is the first lip product I've ever used that felt like this! Is it a lipstick? Is it a gloss? It's BOTH! Minus the tacky/sticky feeling of most glosses. It made my lips feel soft and moisturized. The colour was super rad, too. I'm not afraid to wear bold colours, so this was right up my alley. 100% badass colour right there. -
Benefit Cosmetics They're Real! Push Up Liner
I... I just don't get it. I'm a pro when it comes to makeup. But when it comes to eyeliner, I'm about as helpless as a newborn. I saved up my pennies when I heard about this, and promptly bought it when it was available at my local Shoppers Drug... +
I... I just don't get it. I'm a pro when it comes to makeup. But when it comes to eyeliner, I'm about as helpless as a newborn.
I saved up my pennies when I heard about this, and promptly bought it when it was available at my local Shoppers Drug Mart. I was so stoked. I couldn't believe it, a product for people who can't wing, even after watching 600 youtube tutorials, and a thousand r/MUA tips.
Well guess what? I still can't.
Do not dig this product at all, and my husband is kinda pissed I spent $30.00 on an eyeliner I can barely use.
When I did get it on in a horrible, squiggly line, it took me about 20 minutes to get that off. I used baby wipes (which actually takes off benefit mascaras like nobody's business) AND my Norwex makeup remover cloth AND eye makeup remover, and I still woke up looking like a raccoon.
I wanted to love you, Push-Up liner, I really wanted to!
I totally recommend it if you actually know what you're doing. If you're a wingaphobe like me, run. Run as fast as you can.
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Johnson's Baby Bedtime® Lotion
You know what I asked for for Christmas? The giant economy bottles of this stuff. I started off using it on my wee gal after bath time when she was small, but one day I ran out of moisturiser, and was desperate! I used that on my face, and oh my... +
You know what I asked for for Christmas? The giant economy bottles of this stuff. I started off using it on my wee gal after bath time when she was small, but one day I ran out of moisturiser, and was desperate! I used that on my face, and oh my goodness my face felt incredible. Yeah, sure it works great on the kids, but it is the best facial moisturiser I have EVER used. There is no way I will ever buy an expensive moisturiser again. I'll spend the $6.00 for the giant bottle that lasts 3 months, thank you! -
Urban Decay Naked Basics Palette
HNNGGG, I can't get over this palette. It's so functional for me. I can't exactly wear my whacked out Shiro eyeshadows at work, so this little guy is perfect to help me look nice, but not overly made up. Not to mention Faint is my go to brow powder... +
HNNGGG, I can't get over this palette. It's so functional for me. I can't exactly wear my whacked out Shiro eyeshadows at work, so this little guy is perfect to help me look nice, but not overly made up. Not to mention Faint is my go to brow powder. I haven't been able to find a decent match in a powder or pencil until I used it! -
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