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Gratuitous Hottie Face Off: Michael Fassbender vs. David Beckham

Posted by Alexandra C. | Friday February 24, 201231 comments

These two gentleman have two things in common: the first is that they are both exotic U.K. exports and the second is that I have only recently come to realise just how hot each of these boys is. 

David Beckham has just released a line of underwear in conjunction with H&M and after actively searching for the photo shoot pictures and ogling them for a good five minutes, I was wondering why it had taken me this long to fall in love with him. 

Michael Fassbender, on the other hand, was a relative unknown for me up until the Golden Globes when I sat staring at the television wondering who this fine male specimen was. 

Now, it's the time to discuss the merits of each man's hotness level. We'll go through three rounds, each one tougher then the last to decide which man gets the "Hottest Of Them All" title. 

Round 1: Who suits up in style?

(images via michaelfassbender.org
David Beckham (left): Sometimes, when a person is so well built (i.e. washboard abs and the works) covering all that up just seems so wrong! I think that's the case here- agree with me chicks?

Michael Fassbender (right): I once heard that a well tailored suit for women, is the equivalent of lingerie for men. If that's so, Michal Fassbender should always be sporting some expensive and lacy, French La Perla. 

Winner: Fassbender. Not only does Michael always kill it in a suit, but I firmly believe that Beckham needs to start wearing less shirts. Speaking of which...

Round 2: Who has the hot bod?

(images via justjared.com)
David Beckham: Is playing soccer what gives you a body that looks like it must be photoshopped? If so, I need to start playing. Better yet, I need to start hanging out at soccer stadiums trolling for a new boyfriend. 

Michael Fassbender: He seems to do a lot of movies with his shirt off/in the nude. I approve. 

Winner: I adore Fassbender, but I think Beckham takes this one for sheer crazy defined ab-ness. 

Round 3: Who's the better fictional boyfriend?

(images via dirtybirdiesauthors.com
David Beckham: I imagine our date would go something like this: ditch the old broad (i.e. Victoria because she's no good for you David!) and then he would take me to an exotic locale on a beach where we'd dine on champagne and strawberries. 

Michael Fassbender: I feel like Michael would pick me up on his motorcycle, all "rebel without a cause" like and then I'd play Natalie Wood to his angsty James Dean. 

Winner: I have to go with my gut feeling on this on and pick Fassbender. He's kind of an underdog compared to Beckham, and who doesn't love rooting for an underdog? Especially when they look like that

Gratuitous Hottie Winner: Be still my beating heart Michael Fassbender. You are our/my winner for the Gratuitous Hottie Face Off! We're going to be married one day, you just don't know it yet. 

Agree with the winner? Disgaree? Have another opinion entirely? Leave a comment letting us know who your fave hottie is! 

(all other images via fanpop.comjustjared.com
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on February 27, 2012  crazysexycool90  742 said:

David Beckham wins in every category..seems like he treats victoria right..

on February 27, 2012  Aliza  13,970 said:

I love me some David!

on February 26, 2012  Judy37  2,658 said:

I usually prefer the pretty boys but there is just something about Michael. He's got a unique handsomeness. So my vote is for Michael Fassbender.

on February 26, 2012  ellstar  4,919 said:

I prefer Fassbender myself but I think Beckham wins for fashion on a more regular basis though.

on February 25, 2012  bdeyell86  2,033 said:

Can we take both and make one? But if I had to choose it would be michael.

on February 24, 2012  karac  3,164 said:

Oh what a hard choice! They are both incredibly yummy! But I am an "underdog" lover and MF has my vote...all the way. Yep, DB you have great abs, but there's more to life than abs and soccer.

on February 24, 2012  amanda_orly  553 said:

Michael F all the way. DB looks like ricky gervais who i dont find sexy at all

on February 24, 2012  chicky82  2,625 said:

I'd go with Fassbender, Beckham is pretty but I hate hearing him talk, the voice just doesn't fit with the rest of him.

on February 24, 2012  LadyFlash  8,899 said:

Me too AlexJC! lol David is a little two "pretty" for my taste. And I've liked Fassbender since his 'A bear named Winnie' days :)

on February 24, 2012  AlexJC  50 said:

I'm officially obsessed with Michael Fassbender. I can stare at him all day (but then I wouldn't get any work done.)

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