While we didn't get to go to Cannes to scope out the stars first hand, L'Oreal Paris shared some shots from the event to do with as we please....

Well, it pleases us to comment on these lovely photos and try to uncover the hidden messages within.


Dustin: Allow me to present this beautiful large green belly to you all.

Lucy: Who's going to notice me with boobie galore here? I knew I should have worn red!

Angie: I'm having Brad's love children. Oh, and I pretty much save the world. Well, at least the children. Try and trump that, bi-atches!


Ashwarya: You really don't want to eat that, do you?

Eva: Oh this old thing? I wear it around the house for dusting. Dress + Feather Duster = 2 birs with one stone. Help is so expensive these days!
Ashwarya: Step away from the brownie! You can do it!


Sean: Do you like my toupe?

Bono: I'm not sure the ladies are buying it. It kind of reminds me of those curly hair clip on elastic things. Sorry, Man.

Sean: But Chicks dig curls.

Bono: Dude, you'd be so much cooler with it short. Do you like my orange shades?


Hatice: And then the curtain sales guy said if I bought enough they could make a dress out of too. So, ya.

*All pictures copyright L'Oreal Paris