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Francine Grapes

  Member Since:  February 3, 2020

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2020-10-23 04:28:43
Francine Grapes

August 23, 2020 


Thanks for the reminder Francine.
Sincerely,
Francine
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2020-10-23 04:28:43
Francine Grapes

August 23, 2020 


Hi Pierre,

Just a reminder, I have pilates tomorrow at 9 am followed by hot yoga at 12. Not going to have time to shower before I get home, but luckily I'm a literal 2 year-old and therefore have not fully developed sweat glands.
Dinner is in the fridge. Please preheat the oven before you cook it. Remember what happened last time with the lasagna? That poor farmer... and his sheep, oh my goodness....
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2020-10-23 04:28:43
sheldon cooper

August 23, 2020 


what
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2020-10-23 04:28:43
Francine Grapes

August 23, 2020 


Hi Francine. It's me, you. Just thought I would take this opportunity to tell you how lucky I am to have met you. You complete me.

Sincerely,
Yourself.
 Great Taste

2020-10-23 04:28:43
P. Dofyle

August 23, 2020 


I met my wife, Francine Grapes, on Chick Advisor.

I know what you're thinking: what kind of guy uses Chick Advisor? Well I do. I would lay awake all night in my ex-wife's bed while she was sound asleep as I would prowl the internet for products I didn't know I needed. Francine had such a way with words, not to mention her profile picture is just about the most flattering picture of her that I'd ever seen. Could you blame me? So naturally I had to read her reviews and get a feel for what sorts of things she was interested in. I, too, shared a disdain for grapes and Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock. From that point on, I knew that was who I wanted to crush me during intercourse.


Before her car accident, I would lay awake all night in Francine's bed. I would lay awake not because I'm on the prowl for items I don't need, but because she was actually 150 lbs. heavier than I thought and she would leave no space for my frail frame on our King-sized bed. Classic Francine. We are now 2 hours happily married as Francine and Pierre Dofyle. I was captivated by her essence before she became reincarnated--we had been seeing each other for about a week. After her Nissan Micra incident, when she came back to me, I thought it was fate and we decided to marry. Although she might not look like it in a little Irish boy's body, she is still my Francine.
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