Be still my beating heart. These United Nude shoes are part of a collaboration with Iris Van Herpen and as soon I saw them, I could feel my breathing stop. Some girls are in love with actual living people, I prefer these shoes. The shoes are called 'Crystallization' and they'll run you about $995.00 (CDN).


So, pretty much they're out of my league but that doesn't stop me from looking! I love these lace up wedges. The bondage theme contrasted with the nude colour is simply gorgeous. They are so unique and eye popping; you could get away with wearing a simple black tank, skinny jeans and these shoes as a statement- you'd still probably be the most fashionable girl in the room.

I understand however that these babies are pretty avant garde. I mean, really - who could pull them off? And talk about practicality, you might as well be strapping giant boxes onto your feet, 'cause these look like they are going to crush your feet! 

So - would you ever wear these? The question is, yay or nay? Let us know by leaving a comment below, one randomly selected commenter will win a prize!