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Brad Pitt vs. Bradley Cooper: Gratuitous Hottie Face Off

Posted by Alexandra C. | Wednesday August 31, 2011

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Last week, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling squared off in our Gratuitous Hottie Face Off. The competition was fierce and between our opinion and yours, it was almost impossible to declare an overall winner.

We asked our Twitter followers to suggest our next two competitors. Emmaleewalpole gave us the fabulous idea of Brad Pitt vs. Bradley (Brad) Cooper!

Get ready for 4 rounds of tough match-ups as we attempt to decide who will be this week's winner. Emma stands on Brad Cooper's side- but which gorgeous Brad are you rooting for?

Round 1: Who wears the better buzzcut?

Brad P- You'd think without his signature messy spikes, Brad's looks would suffer. But they don't. *Sigh*

Brad C- Bradley wears his buzzcut with a little on top to give some volume and let me say, it is workin' for him.

Winner: Brad Pitt because less hair means more of his face, which I like. A lot.

Round 2: Who looks better with long hair?

Brad P- As if anything could look bad on this man. The haircut normally reserved for middle aged women looks kind of awesome on him. This is what I picture medieval knights looking like.

Brad C- He pulls this slicked back, curly chin length hair like nobody's biz-ness! The look is all charm in the front and fun in the back- like a way better mullet.

Winner: Goes to Brad Cooper because he seems to have more fun with his long locks- it's personality and cuteness in a hair cut. Work it Brad!

Round 3: Best baby blue eyes?

Brad P- His intense blue eyes look longingly at you and peer inside your soul.

Brad C- His playful blue eyes say, "Hey there lovely." and then you swoon and faint.

Winner: It's a toss up. I can't decide and you can't make me!!!

Round 4: Who would win in a fight?

Brad P- Let's not beat around the bush here, the man has the sculpted body of an Adonis Greek God. Plus- he was in Fight Club so, I'd be nervous Cooper!

Brad C- He proved in The Hangover that he could take a mean punch, but can he give as well as he can take?

Winner: Brad Pitt. He was in Troy and Fight Club and he chases around a gazillion kids everyday so you know the man is in shape. Bradley Cooper would hold his own but you know he'd spend the night before partying and wake up with a bad 'hangover'.

So Brad Pitt wins this Face Off, but that's just the math talking. This Chick agrees with Emma- my vote is with Cooper (I think you'd have more of a laugh with him!).

What do you think? Cast your vote (if you can) in this Gratuitous Hottie Face Off!

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	on September 01, 2011 Becky 13,128 said: Hmm let's see. Brad Pitt - cheats on and dumps our favourite Jen and goes with costar Jolie. All the muscles in the world can't makeup for being a cheater. And p.s. someone should tell him, long hair and/or face scruff is really not his thing. Brad Cooper...soulful eyes, gorgeous smile, sexy hair, beautiful body, and the list goes on! He's basically cute sexy all in one package. Cooper all the way! <3
	on September 01, 2011 The Fashion P.A. 1,255 said: Brad Pitt has my vote!!!
	on September 01, 2011 Judy37 2,658 said: Mr. Cooper. Great smile, nice hair and the list goes on...let's just say he is the total package.
	on August 31, 2011 Bubblybunny 4,709 said: Cooper! No doubt there. He's aging very well while Brad is...um, not.
	on August 31, 2011 mamaluv STAFF said: Baby blues - you're killing me sigh. Once again, an almost impossible choice... but my heart says COOPER!!
	on August 31, 2011 curlysue10 7,191 said: Whoa whoa ... Bradley Cooper speaks French?! I had no idea ... that's amazing lol ... I still say Pitt though. Hands down (although my bf notoriously holds it against me that I once said I would pick George Clooney over Brad Pitt given the choice...)
	on August 31, 2011 jskim07 50 said: Pitt sans jolie :) in my opinion!
	on August 31, 2011 kalinovska 153 said: i'll be the odd one out. bradley all the way. have you heard him speak french?? my heart skipped a beat.
	on August 31, 2011 TammyK 1,073 said: Loved Brad in Troy! One of my fav movies definitely. Will have to go to Brad. Cooper seems really stuck up to me.
	on August 31, 2011 beachbabe 4,164 said: This is a hard one! I love a guy who can make me laugh so on one hand I'm thinking Bradley Cooper. But Brad Pitt in Troy... I have no words. I think I have to go with Brad Pitt.