My inbox is one of my top entertainment sources. Sometimes I find myself reading them scratching my head thinking, hellooooo? Anybody home?

"Hi Chick Lit,

Addicted to Facebook and Twitter?

It’s time to wean yourself off and join a social network that saves you money instead of just wasting your time! ...."

I'm just going to go ahead and stop you right there.

Sister. Did you do your research at all? Who sends an email saying social networks are a waste of time to the founder of one? I'm sure your website is lovely, but now I am put out and don't want to look at it.

Next up, we have a lass who doesn't mince words:

"Club

How do I join?"

My response?

"Sandwich

What kind?"