I'm currently visiting The 'Peg (Winnipeg for those of you south of the border) and I am dismayed to report that I have been surrounded by Crocs of every size shape and color since I stepped off the plane. My entire family owns a pair and so, it seems, does the entire city of Winnipeg. They even have those grotesque little charms on them. In an attempt to sway me over to the dark side, a relative told me about these... He thought I would like them. I think the Croc Mary Janes are every bit as detestable as the originals.

What do you guys think? Would you wear them?