The worst frozen pizza ever

One doesn't have the highest of expectations when it comes to frozen pizza, but this one was the absolute worst of the worst. The prosciuto had a rind on it that the pizza cutter wouldn't even touch, and both meats on the pie were as tough as shoe leather. The "carmellized onion marinara sauce" was non-existent. The crust was mostly soggy, and tasteless. The high point was the red pepper, which toasted okay, but there were only a couple of pieces of it.
My wife had the Mediterranean, and it too was awful,
I bought four of these pizzas because they were on sale, and the remaining two are going back to Safeway tomorrow for a refund,