I Am Outraged

My cheddar fries came STALE! This is an absolute OUTRAGE!! I am shocked, appauled, flabbergasted, dumbfounded, starstruck, and EVERYTHING ELSE! The bag was sealed, and I was SO happy to have my cheddar fries, but i was absolutey utterly completely INSULTED when i took a bite and that GRAINY HARD and ABSOLUTELY HORRENODUS taste of STALE CHEDDAR FRIES HIT MY MOUTH. I had to give the bag to 3 PEOPLE just to confirm it wa STALE! This is an absolute OUTRAGE! It was SO STALE even my DOGS hesitated to eat them I am INFURIATED. Have a nice day.