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Hatch Coffee - Dark Chocoatado Reviews
#25 in Coffee

Description

A richer and more chocolatier version of our popular Chocoatado

    1.0/5
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    Recommended? Fugheddaboutit!
    March 27, 2026

    do you like a little chunk with your coffee?

    Okay - so I was SUPER excited for this. Cute packaging, fun flavours, great marketing. I had two - to share like the cute characters holding hands on the can, I may have lost a friend by sharing with them with how awful this product was. The flavour was dark chocolate but had this weird chalky flavour, kind of like a heavy chocolate protein powder... that I could get past. So I'm drinking, and as I swallow, there is a texture that absolutely should NOT be in your mouth with a drink... chunks. I thought to myself, it has to be bubbles because you need to shake the can really well. I ask my friend if she has bubbles, she has the weird texture too. We both take another sip and stick out our tongues to find FULL OAT FLAKES, chunks, hard chunk oat flakes. ::puke face:: So I mean, if you like chunky chocolate coffee drinks, this is for you, otherwise steer clear because if this could be 0 stars, it would.

    - Product gifted by Hatch Coffee.

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