You didn't deserve Mexico

I was rushed and scared. I lost my trusty eyeliner, I was running away to Mexico and there you were. I knew I couldn't survive 4 days of sun and sand without the perfect cat eye. So I bought you, It felt wrong but I was told you were waterproof and would withstand a near drowning. After the first day I knew you were different, three rum and cokes in and voila you showed your true nature....... you flaked!!!! like wtf I took you to Mexico and you flake on me what the actual f#$%. So I keep my cool, its getting dark anyway and everyones drunk so maybe they wont notice..... well my friend, the randoms didn't notice but my selfies sure did.... sigh