I haven't used Secret in years, and now I remember why I stopped using it. It sucks big time! I thought that maybe, over the years things might have gotten better, but I was wrong. I used coupons just to save some money in case I was disappointed, which I am. I can't wait until I am finished this one so I can move on to something a lot better. I feel like the scent doesn't last long and that it gets used up so much faster than my regular deodorants. Secret sucks. Always has, always will.

I remember when the slogan was "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman" and then it changed to "Strong enough for a woman". It should be "Strong enough for nothing and no one because we suck so bad", but I guess that would be too long and not so catchy.